Hong Kong Weekend – Caption Competition

During the recent Master’s Weekend in Hong Kong the Master (Mike Parrett) and Middle Warden (Arthur Seymour) toured the Ladies Market in Mongkok.  Whilst there, they clearly found something amusing, and your task is to complete the “bubbles” in the photograph.  What on earth were they saying to each other?

Answers in an email to webmaster@constructorscompany.org.uk please – remember that they may well be published, so do please keep them short (and suitable for publication).

The email should be in the form “Arthur says – ?”.   “The Master replies – ?”

There will be a prize for the best entry as decided by the Gallant Clerk and the Webmaster.